Jan 29

The General

Posted by Matty

After an another tour of duty, The General has returned to toysaregoodfood.com with new advice for you, and he has brought some friends.

Not exactly a stupida item, but the general has been an important member of our household for a while, and it’s time that he receives his due.

Your message from the General:
will appear here after you press the dang-fool button.

Quick instructions: Ask a yes or no question out loud at your computer, click the button, and get an answer.

The backstory on the General is that we ran across his picture while thrifting. Abandoned photos are an especially sad part of thrift stores, so we grabbed him right up. The General has helped us answer so many difficult questions over the past several years, so we decided to offer up his same advice to the fine internet community.

This summer, Nanc and I ran across another abandoned picture, so we bought that, too. For the first time anywhere… I would like to present to you the council of elders.

While the council doesn’t do or say much, they are available any time of the day or night to consult with the general (as if he needed any help).

I will have some exciting pix of the council of elders after I get home.


As promised, here are pictures of the entire wisdom council in our home. Some items that you should make sure to note, is that the full general council contains: Pee Wee Herman, Dr. Zaius, a Magic-8 ball and of course the council and the general. Not pictured is Darth Vader, and C3-P0, who add a zesty Star Wars-based cleverness to the mix.

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