toys are good food

I like big butts (and I cannot lie), but this is ridiculous

Besides the cute bunnies in our back yard, this vision accosted us last weekend.

a side view confirms my guess

Frightening, no? What’s more scary is that I was able to quickly recognize that it was the derriere of spandex-clad Pete. (Sshh – his identity is a secret.)

And no. It didn’t make my spidey senses tingle, or anything else for that matter. (Of course, it might have been a different story had we got a chance to romp around in this play set.)