Nov 9

The wise and oft silly Stalker Angie came up with a knitters version of East Bound and Down from Smokey & The Bandit.

Couldn’t you just imagine that convoy? Kid ‘N Ewe ‘n knitters, too – here we come!

Yarn’s bound and wound, we’re loadin’ up and truckin’,
We gonna drive past San Antonio.
We’ve got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
We’re West bound just watch ol’ Stalker run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Jo, never mind them brakes.
Let the yarn hang out cuz we got a run to make.
The girls are twitchy up in Dallas and there’s wool to get in Boerne,
And we’ll bring it back no matter what it takes.

Yarn’s bound and wound, we’re loadin’ up and truckin’,
We gonna drive past San Antonio.
We’ve got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
We’re West bound just watch ol’ Skitter run.

Yarn’s bound and wound, we’re loadin’ up and truckin’,
We gonna drive past San Antonio.
We’ve got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
We’re West bound just watch ol’ NanC run.

Ol’ Smokey’s got them ears on, he’s hot on your trail.
He’s gonna take your wool and lock you in jail.
So you got to dodge ‘im and you got to duck ‘im,
You got to keep that spinning wheel truckin’.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

Yarn’s bound and wound, we’re loadin’ up and truckin’,
We gonna drive past San Antonio.
We’ve got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
We’re West bound just watch these knitters run.

One Response to “A high-speed pursuit… of fiber!”

  1. aubyn Says:

    that is so wrong and so right all at the same time

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