Feb 19

Kevin would be happy

Posted by Nanc

The cookie jar has been restocked… with homemade Snickerdoodle cookies.

May 12

Happy happy, woot joy

Posted by Matty

After years of trying and failing, I finally scored a bag of crap!

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Mar 27

Happy 5th Birthday!

Posted by Matty

Nanc and I noticed that a notable birthday recently passed. In March of 2003, toysaregoodfood.com was born.


We picked the name ‘toysaregoodfood’ after hours of domain searching. Once you realize that every single possible domain name that you want has been taken, you get a little punch-drunk. It still doesn’t make any sense, but I can’t imagine the name being anything else.

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Feb 20

Will you be my Valentine? Gung Hei Faat Choi and Happy (Chinese) New Year too all y’all pigs out there! Hip hip, hooray for previous presidents! Woohoo — gluttony today, then guilt tomorrow!

But most of all…. happy Knit Force 9 slumber party! [squee]

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Mar 1

Okay, admittedly “torture” is way too strong of a word here. And “masochism” would bring on too many Google-searching freaks. Besides, it’s not really THAT bad. And it’s for the best, right? Right?!

Caution. If you are sensitive about religion, do not continue to read this. I do not mean to offend, but I’m not completely PC either.

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Feb 13

Happy Valentines

Posted by Matty

So, it’s not quite Valentine’s Day as I write this, but I have to be tricky about these things. You see, until she sees it here, she won’t know…

There’s a little bit of back story here. Nanc has been working on knitting a robot for me, based on a book that she got from jess hutch crafts.

The trick with it is picking out colors. It’s hard to tell what makes a robot look sweet, and what colors are lame. So, for Valentine’s for my dw, I humbly present the robot configurator-a-tron.

Small print: I put this together in my free time. It should work in most modern browsers (IE, Firefox, Safari, Mozilla). I can’t say for sure it will work for you. Hey — besides, it’s not for you anyway! [grin].

Happy Valentine’s Day, Nanc
Love, Bonez.

Oct 31

Happy Halloween!

Posted by Matty

yulp. hop inside for pix of our pumpkins and bucky

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Mar 15

Happy Bday, Dallas-SnB

Posted by Nanc

This past Sunday (13March2005) celebrated the one year birthday of our Dallas Stitch ‘N Bitch group! Yay! Oh, sure – SnB is still a baby, but there are less of the sleepless nights and midnight feedings. Or not.

candles, but no fire

So a big ol’ Happy Birthday to our group; and a cupcake for us all! (You KNOW that there had to be cupcakes.) The cupcakes were lovingly made by C (Devil’s Food w/ white icing and sprinkles), me (yellow cake w/ chocolate icing and fresh strawberries), and someone at a bakery for La (not shown). La did bake some great cupcakes but disaster struck before they could be delivered, so she did the next best thing – bought them. Unfortunately, we didn’t get a picture of them, but they looked good!

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Mar 2


Posted by Nanc

Hey Skitter … Happy Birthday, grrl!

Let me be the first (no matter what time you read this, it’s early – don’t ask) to wish you the best this year. May happiness find you this year.

I won’t divulge the age of Mme. Skittermagoo, but I will tell you that she’s full of childish vim and vigor. (What that means exactly, I don’t know. But she’s great fun to hang out with.) I will tell you that since meeting C., I believe that I have found my fraternal, non-familial twin. Or sister, none-the-least. We share v. similar tastes in music, movies, men. (Really, it’s kind of weird how similar B. and Bonez are.)

So miss thang, have yourself a great, fun time today. If not for yourself, then for me.

Aug 23

Happy Birthday, Bonez!

Posted by Nanc

Today is my sweetheart’s birthday. Instead of a picture of him from his childhood (I’m too lazy/medicated to scan a pic), I give you what he would look like if he was a South Park character. Ta Da!

Matty Bonez, may all your PEZ dreams and wishes come true.

What? You want to make your S.P. character, too? Then go here.

Now what?! You want to see mine? Okay, here ya’ go.