var quotes=new Array()
//change the quotes if desired. Add/ delete additional quotes as desired.
quotes[0]='Contains less than 2% of the Daily Recommended Serving of irony.'
quotes[1]='Tastes like chicken.'
quotes[2]='Now with more chemicals.'
quotes[3]='Fortified!'
quotes[4]='May contain trace elements of peanuts'
quotes[5]='Low-Carb Atkin\'s Friendly '
quotes[6]='Proving that anyone can make a useless web page.'
quotes[7]='Trying to come up with clever sub head is really hard.'
quotes[8]='Extra cheese-flavor for the lactose tolerant'
quotes[9]='Please don\'t try to eat toys and sue me.'
quotes[10]='Government approved for the financial industry'
quotes[11]='Made with a pinch of love and a cup of sarcasm.'
quotes[12]='Now with more MSG'
quotes[13]='The evil, stupid twin of a real web site.'
quotes[14]='New Improved Packaging'
quotes[15]='Contrary to popular belief, it is *not* \'peanut butter-jelly time\'.'
quotes[16]='Making the world safe for cheese.'
quotes[17]='This website is made of gingerbread. Enjoy!'
quotes[18]='Kid-tested, Mother approved'
quotes[19]='only one calorie'
quotes[20]='Heart-Smart'
quotes[21]='99 44/100% Pure'
quotes[22]='May cause explosive diarrhea.'
var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length))
document.write(quotes[whichquote])