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Ask the General

Ask the general the question to any difficult (yes/no) question that has been vexing your mind, and the General will exude some sage advice...

He is pretty easy to work with.
Step 1: Ask your question... out loud.
Step 2: Then, click here.
Step 3: Read your answer in the little box below the General, and sleep better knowing what the General thinks.

The backstory on the General is that we ran across his picture while thrifting.   Abandoned photos are an especially sad part of thrift stores, so we grabbed him right up.   The General has helped us answer so many difficult questions over the past several years, so we decided to offer up his same advice to the fine internet community.

Don't beat around the bush, ask me your question, whipper-snapper.