by Matty permanent link to article on 19-May Comments(4)

Maybe you read the earlier entry. The woot BOC (bag of crap) arrived this weekend. Wanna see?

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by Matty permanent link to article on 05-Dec Comments(5)

I have found another commercial that I enjoy. I'll be honest, I've watched this one at least 15 times and I still find new layers of sublety and subtext. This commercial has everything: skeet shooting, cowboy lamps, and 80's power ballad hair.

You can't resist. Why try?

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by Matty permanent link to article on 08-Nov Comments(1)

Can you believe that I can still mine fantastic articles from the old site? Maybe one day, I will write something fer real. That would be fantastic, huh?

btw, happy voting day!

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by Matty permanent link to article on 29-Jul Comments(1)

A favorite long-forgotten movie has recently resurfaced on DVD. I'm gonna guess that you haven't seen the movie or even heard of it. Click on, because knowing is half the battle.

dialup alert: Thar be lots of images in the article. If ye be a beepity-modem lubber, click the link, take a nap, then come back. Avast!

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by Matty permanent link to article on 25-Apr Comments(12)

Normally, we don't watch commercials. We fast forward through them. But sometimes there is one standout commercial that is so special that we watch it, rewind and watch it again and again.

This entry is about one such 30 second gem, that was so mind boggling that I took time to write this post about it. You will probably want to read the rest of this story so that you can watch the commercial for yourself.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 22-Mar Comments(4)

Or you can pretend to be an idiot savant and amaze your friends. You could probably even use this at work to cheat money from your swarthy cube mate. I personally don't care what you do with this amazing piece of knowledge.

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by Nanc permanent link to article on 21-Jan Comments(7)

Um, this is really for the girls. So boys, you'll want to move on. Really. Just go. You won't even want to know what it's about because it's THAT kind of topic.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 17-Aug Comments(0)

We just got back from vacation.

Vacation was great. The only issues that we had were at the airports.

Nanc and I used to both travel for work. alot. But time passes, and things change especially the airlines.

This is an open letter to the airlines.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 11-Jun Comments(1)

Nanc and I recently bought some Cracker Jack © snacks at the grocery. There were four boxes, and they were all pretty tasty.

How did they screw it up? Continue on, gentle reader.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 31-May Comments(8)

some fun on a slow day, this piece was brought over from the old site. Make plagues fun for your kids! Relive those fun, biblical stories.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 24-May Comments(37)

I was watching Little House on the Prairie with Nanc a few weeks ago, and it sparked a technology memory that I have been suppressing for all these years.

Look inside for more on ... TV Pow!

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by Matty permanent link to article on 10-May Comments(1)

There is a bond between a man and his cell phone. This bond is sacred and must not be broken.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 23-Apr Comments(2)

On Sunday, I found the worst gift ever to be donated to a thrift store!

Think of the worst gift you've ever received. Now double it, brace yourself and take a look.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 14-Apr

Matzah Man - A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man...who does not exist.

In the spirit of Easter, I cleaned up this article about the crackerman. Not a new story, just brought it over from the old site.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 29-Jan

After an another tour of duty, The General has returned to toysaregoodfood.com with new advice for you, and he has brought some friends.

Not exactly a stupida item, but the general has been an important member of our household for a while, and it's time that he receives his due.

until i fix this, the general only plays well with IE browsers.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 16-Jan

Come on, with a title like "The Great Slipper Battle" you think I am gonna give you any hints? Don't be a lazy, click on the read more link.

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by Matty permanent link to article on 01-Sep Comments(209)

Here's an entry about a topic near to my heart -- AutoWorld, a Six Flags amusement park based on America's love affair with the automobile. Surprisingly, it was not a success.

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